Ansible 246, January 2008
From Dave Langford, 94 London Road, Reading, Berks, RG1 5AU. Web news.ansible.co.uk. Fax 0705 080 1534. ISSN 0265-9816 (print) 1740-942X (e). Logo: Dan Steffan. Cartoon: Sue Mason. Available for SAE or the casebook of Bulent Hellbag.
The Names of the Ponds
Douglas Adams has inspired a US fan campaign to rename 42nd Avenue in Portland, Oregon, as Douglas Adams Boulevard. (The Register)
Arthur C. Clarke celebrated his 90th birthday on 16 December. He announced three birthday wishes: for world adoption of cleaner energy sources, evidence of alien life, and lasting peace in Sri Lanka. One week later the New York Times magazine ran a full-page ad for something called the TurboChef Speedcook Oven, with a headline beginning: 'It's been said, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." ...' This timely quotation was not credited. [JDB]
Harlan Ellison's wrath – at net rumours that the new Star Trek film will use characters he invented for 'City at the Edge of Forever' – was misplaced. (See Ansible 245.) He's been reassured, and others have confirmed, that the story is false. Our correspondent Una Tribble has a theory of its origin: 'My sources tell me the Guardian of Forever prop seen on the Paramount lot is not in fact for the new film but the new Star Trek tour that's recently been press-released over on Startrek.com.'
Simon R. Green's latest novel had to be changed: 'It was originally called Just Another Damned Hero, but the publishers said it couldn't be called that, because none of the book chains in the US would accept a book title that had the word "damned" in it. Really. In this day and age. So, the book now has a new title: Just Another Judgement Day.' Perhaps this is why Tim LaHaye's 'Left Behind' series wasn't rapturously entitled 'You're All Damned, Ha Ha, Except For Some Of My Buddies.'
Doris Lessing was quizzed again about her sf, and mentioned hearing from Some Of Us since the Nobel win: 'I had a wonderful letter from the science fiction people, which was absolutely charming of them, because I've always been just a little bit difficult for them. They said ... so glad your novels have won: we don't know if you're ahead of us or we're ahead of you, or words to this effect, and that was very sweet.' (Mark Lawson interview, BBC Radio 4 Front Row, 10 December) [RC] I wonder who those mystery well-wishers could have been....
Ian McKellen had top billing in the UK New Year honours, as a Companion of Honour. The 97-page list included only five goodies for services to literature. Children's author Jacqueline Wilson, who has published at least one supernatural novel, was upgraded from OBE to Dame CBE; and historical novelist Peter Vansittart, whose early utopian novels earned him an SF Encyclopedia entry, received the OBE.
Terry Pratchett sent an email circular: 'I would have liked to keep this one quiet for a little while, but because of upcoming conventions and of course the need to keep my publishers informed, it seems to me unfair to withhold the news. I have been diagnosed with a very rare form of early onset Alzheimer's, which lay behind this year's phantom "stroke". / We are taking it fairly philosophically down here and possibly with a mild optimism. [...] All other things being equal, I expect to meet most current and, as far as possible, future commitments but will discuss things with the various organisers. Frankly, I would prefer it if people kept things cheerful, because I think there's time for at least a few more books yet :o). / PS: I would just like to draw attention to everyone reading the above that this should be interpreted as "I am not dead". I will, of course, be dead at some future point, as will everybody else. For me, this [is] maybe further off than you think – it's too soon to tell. I know it's a very human thing to say "Is there anything I can do", but in this case I would only entertain offers from very high end experts in brain chemistry.' [11 December] Fingers fervently crossed, mate. Later: 'Well, that was a weird few weeks. Not unpleasant, but kind of odd, like being a guest at one's own wake. We couldn't ring out on the phones and the mail boxes just went crazy; Rob thinks there were around 40,000 contacts all told. Lots of helpful advice and informed suggestions, though; a strategy is unfolding.' [29 December]
Brandon Sanderson, the US fantasy novelist, has been chosen by the late Robert Jordan's wife and editor Harriet Popham Rigney to complete the final novel in the stupefyingly popular 'Wheel of Time' fantasy series. Jordan's own title for this is A Memory of Light. [SFWA]
23 Jan BSFA Open Meeting, The Star pub, West Halkin Mews, London, SW1. 6pm on; fans present from 5pm. With Robert Holdstock.
26 Jan British Fantasy Society Open Night with ghost story readings, York Brewery, York. See www.britishfantasysociety.org.
2-3 Feb Hi-Ex (comics), Eden Court, Bishop's Road, Inverness, IV3 5SA. £10 weekend, £6 day; child £5/£3. Box office: 01463 234 234.
8-10 Feb SF Ball (media), Carrington House Hotel, Bournemouth. £90 weekend (very few such tickets left), £29 day; child £29/$15. More expensive options: 'gold ticket' £175, 'dining' £105; child £88/£53. Contact Flat 3, Blighwood, 57 Surrey Rd, Poole, BH12 1HF.
23 Feb Picocon 24, Imperial College Union, London. 10am-7pm/8pm. £8 reg, £6 concessions, £4 ICFS members. Contact ICSF, Beit Quad, Prince Consort Road, London, SW7 2BB.
21-24 Mar Orbital (Eastercon), Radisson Edwardian Hotel, Heathrow, London. £55 reg; £20 supp or junior (12-17), £5 child (5-11), £1 infant. Contact 8 Windmill Close, Epsom, Surrey, KT17 3AL. Credit card bookings: www.orbital2008.org.
15-18 May Eurocon/RosCon, Lesnye Dali Hotel, Gorki-10, Moscow West, Russia. (Date change from the original 3-7 May.) Now $100 reg (same at the door); 20 supp; all-inclusive membership 250 with 3 nights' accommodation and 3 meals/day – this must be booked in advance. See booking form at www.eurocon2008.ru.
28-29 Jun ConRunner 2008 (conrunning), Britannia Hotel, Wolverhampton. Now £35 reg. £50 at door. Day rate £25. Contact 56 Jackmans Place, Letchworth G.C., Herts, SG6 1RH. [Late update: owing to better membership takeup than expected, the old £30 rate is in fact being held until after Eastercon, and the at-door rate reduced to £45. Although the programme doesn't start until Sat 28 Jun, there will be a social evening on Fri 27 Jun.]
6-10 Aug Denvention 3 (66th Worldcon), Denver, CO, USA. Denvention, PO Box 1349, Denver, CO 80201, USA. New rates from 1 January to 10 July: $200 reg, $50 child or supporting. Contact Denvention, PO Box 1349, Denver, CO 80201, USA.
22-25 Aug Discworld Convention 2008, Hilton Metropole, Birmingham (NEC). Now £55 reg; £36 junior/concessions. Online booking (www.dwcon.org) closes 1 Aug or earlier if the membership limit is reached. Contact PO Box 4101, Shepton Mallet, Somerset, BA4 5XD.
19-21 Sep Fantasycon 2008, Britannia Hotel, 1 St James St, Nottingham. GoH Christopher Golden (more TBA?). Now £45 reg (BFS members £40) to 31 Jun 08; then £55 (£50). Supp or day rate £25. Contact 5 Greenbank, Barnt Green, Birmingham, B45 8DH.
18-19 Oct Octocon, Royal Dublin Hotel, O'Connell St, Dublin. 30 reg; students 12; under 18s/supp 10. Octocon 2008 c/o Electric Dragon, 19a Main St, Blackrock, Co. Dublin, Ireland.
26-29 Jun 09 Sectus 2009 (Harry Potter), Bodelwyddan Castle, North Wales. £290 inc 3 nights' accommodation with breakfast/dinner, rising to £300 on 1 Nov 08, £310 on 1 Feb 09. (Instalment plan available.) Contact 114 Bassnage Rd, Halesowen, W. Midlands, B63 4HF.
Conspiracy Corner. Boris Johnson proposed the most plausible explanation to date of the 'mystery' surrounding Princess Diana's death: 'I will reveal how the Duke of Edinburgh secretly trained the Loch Ness Monster to swim up the Seine until it reached the Pont d'Alma and then I will explain how Philip then gave a kind of ghillie's whistle and Nessie reared out of the water and so startled Henri Paul that he swerved into the path of Elvis Presley in the white Fiat Uno, at which point Prince Charles – hovering overhead in a Luftwaffe helicopter – switched on the supermagnet installed by MI6 in the concrete pillar of the tunnel and sucked the Merc to its doom.' (BBC What the Papers Say, 22 Dec) [JL]
As We See Ourselves. Glen Erickson on the 30th-anniversary 'Ultimate Edition' DVD release of Close Encounters: 'When Neary goes on his cross-country quest, he's already been reduced to a total loser in the grip of an infantile obsession – an insecurity that science-fiction addicts surely identify with.' (DVDtalk.com, 8 December) [GD]
Another Top 50. The Times ran its list of 'The 50 greatest British writers since 1945' (5 January). Philip Larkin came first, and many authors of genre interest followed: 2 George Orwell, 3 William Golding, 5 Doris Lessing, 6 J.R.R. Tolkien, 9 Kingsley Amis, 10 Angela Carter, 11 C.S. Lewis, 13 Salman Rushdie, 14 Ian Fleming, 16 Roald Dahl, 17 Anthony Burgess, 18 Mervyn Peake, 19 Martin Amis, 27 J.G. Ballard, 28 Alan Garner, 29 Alasdair Gray, 38 Iain Banks, 42 J.K. Rowling, 43 Philip Pullman, 50 Michael Moorcock.
Further 'names on our longlist that didn't make the cut' include Peter Ackroyd, Robert Conquest, Lawrence Durrell, Penelope Lively, David Mitchell, Brian Moore, Christopher Priest, Iain Sinclair, Fay Weldon, Angus Wilson, and Jeanette Winterson. The first website comments complained bitterly about the absence of Terry Pratchett from both lists. No actual research went into this momentous compilation – just the opinions of assorted Times hacks.
R.I.P. Marit Allen (1941-2007), UK-born film costume designer, died on 26 November aged 66. Genre work includes Don't Look Now, Hulk, the upcoming Justice League of America, and the Little Shop of Horrors musical. [CH]
Frank Capra Jr (1934-2007), US film producer/director and son of the more famous Capra, died on 19 December; he was 73. Genre work includes his first film Marooned, three Planet of the Apes sequels, and Firestarter. [SFS]
J Lawrence 'Larry' Cassingham (1918-2007), US inventor, journalist and actor, died on 23 December – the day after his 89th birthday. In the 1940s, Cassingham developed the first practical portable Geiger counter. His scientific background and California location led him to being technical advisor on many 1950s-60s 'atomic' movies and tv shows, including Zombies of the Stratosphere (1952), The Magnetic Monster (1953) and The Atomic Kid (1954). He recalled arguing with directors: 'They often wanted more drama, and I wanted more technical accuracy. I usually lost!' [SG]
Roger Eldridge (1944-2007), UK author and photo-journalist whose sf novels were The Shadow of the Gloom-World (1977) and The Fishers of Darksea (1982), died on 4 November. He was 63. [JC]
George MacDonald Fraser (1925-2008), UK author of the very popular 'Flashman' historical or alternate-historical adventures (1969-2005), died on 2 January. He was 82. Fraser wrote the screenplay for Octopussy (1983) and received an OBE in 1999.
Bill Idelson (1930-2007), US screenwriter/actor who began by scripting The Flintstones in the 1960s, died on 31 December aged 87. He also wrote for The Twilight Zone, Bewitched and The Ghost and Mrs Muir. [SFS]
Tony Tenser (1920-2007), UK film producer who founded Tigon Films in 1966, died on 5 December aged 87. His releases included Witchfinder General (1968), Blood on Satan's Claw (1971) and the 1972 Doomwatch film. [SG]
Marion Van Der Voort, who with her husband Richard ran the well-known UK sf bookshop At The Sign of the Dragon for 35 years, died at home on 26 December. She was hospitalized with double pneumonia from early October to Christmas Eve, and had seemed to be recovering. All sympathy to Richard.
As Others See Us. 'Connie Willis is known as a science-fiction writer, but Laura Miller of Salon.com doesn't want to give people the idea that these stories are going to be about spaceships or robots or aliens. They're an unusual mixture of subject matters that might be dealt with in literary short stories [...] Connie Willis is not very well known because she's not a conventional science-fiction writer, and she's not really known in literary circles.' (NPR.org, 21 December) [MW]
Fanfundery. TAFF: Chris Garcia's TAFF win, reported last issue, was 'on the first ballot with 62.7% of the total combined NA/Europe votes. No other candidate received 20% of this combined vote.' [ST] Detailed figures delayed by administrators' attacks of Real Life....
DUFF: 2008 southbound race announced in late December with a 31 January voting deadline. Candidates are Steve & Sue Francis (jointly) and Murray Moore. Ballot form at www.fanac.org/DUFF2008.pdf.
Outraged Letters. Brian Aldiss is all breathless: 'I can't help it but I am having my portrait painted in oils. In fact, this is quite an exciting week. On Tuesday I have my feet examined, Wednesday my head – no, sorry – Wednesday a lecture on "Science and Civilization" at the ScienceOxford venue (to be filmed). On Thursday, a lady with the exciting name of Sue Fox comes to interview me for "The Worst of Times, The Best of Times". On the seventh day I rested. Then chaps come to lunch with me and discuss the possibility of a movie of Non-Stop. (Pretty quick off the mark, since it appeared only half a century ago.)' [2 December]
Mike Glicksohn passes on a Sidney Coleman story: 'Sid was late for a panel at a physics conference but as he walked in one of the panelists said, "I'm afraid I don't know the answer to that question." Sid replied: "I do. What was the question?" You had to love the man.'
Diana Wynne Jones wonders if it ever happened: 'Er ... is there a particular reason why you left me out of the [A245] World Fantasy awards list? I ask because I could have dreamt that I and another woman whose name I don't know shared lifetime achievement thingies. I think I dreamt that I sent a speech of acceptance to my proxy in America, which arrived as total gibberish, and that they in return promised me a Thing by post, which was put in a rowing boat that got swamped halfway across the Atlantic so that they lost the Thing overboard. No, no, it was all a mad dream. Forget that I asked you.' My paltry excuse is that the WFA life awards to Diana and to Betty Ballantine were announced, or leaked, months before the other results and reported in Ansible 242 (September 2007).
Martin Morse Wooster knows Terry Pratchett's social calendar better than the man himself: 'Terry Pratchett did NOT attend "the Washington Literary Festival." He was at the National Book Festival.'
Hugo Stuff. Hugo nominations opened on 1 January with a 31 March deadline. Possible future rule changes: Jay Lake's proposal of a Lifetime Achievement Hugo has had a somewhat mixed reception so far, while a straw poll at Sfawardswatch.com showed a strong majority in favour of reforming the Semiprozine category; 52% wanted it scrapped. Wait and see....
As Near Relations See Us. Petrea Mitchell writes: 'My favorite radio show, Whad'Ya Know?, is right now rerunning a show I previously missed. This turns out to have been from during the 2005 World Fantasy Convention. Parts of the show involve the host chatting with random members of the audience. He was talking to someone who was in Madison primarily for the WFC.... Host, in what I stress was a friendly manner: Do you dress up funny there? Audience member, horrified: No, no, that's science fiction, not fantasy and horror. Host: Do you go to those conventions too? Audience member: As little as possible.'
Random Fandom. Garth Spencer announces that his fanzine The Royal Swiss Navy Gazette will henceforth appear only online.
The Rewards of Virtue. Simon R. Green enjoyed an end-of-year gloat over his Romantic Times Career Achievement Award nomination, in the urban fantasy category. 'For the Nightside series. And all this without a single sex scene. Mother would be so proud.'
C.o.A. Tommy Ferguson, 125 Haypark Ave, Belfast, BT7 3FG.
Publishers and Sinners. Musical chairs at Little, Brown UK: George Walkley moves from being Orbit Business Manager to Marketing Director and also Director of Digital Strategy for L,B. Samantha Smith is now Orbit Marketing Executive, dealing with publicity etc.
The Dead Past. Some author centenaries this year: Nigel Balchin, Nelson S. Bond, Howard Browne, Cleve Cartmill, John Creasey, Simone de Beauvoir, John Russell Fearn, Ian Fleming, Pamela Frankau, Gertrude Friedberg, Carl Jacobi, Olof Johannesson, George Langelaan, Angus MacVicar, Robert Merle, George Pal, Paul Tabori, Stephen Tall, Mervyn Wall, Donald Wandrei, Jack Williamson. The first issue of Hugo Gernsback's Modern Electrics also appeared in 1908.
Group Gropes. Hackney Libraries SF/Fantasy Reading Group: first meeting 15 Jan at CLR James Library, 24-30 Dalston Rd, London, E8 3AZ. 6.30pm. Contact ReadScienceFiction at Hackney dot gov dot uk.
Amazon.com paid £1,950,000 at auction for one of seven handwritten copies of J.K. Rowling's Tales of Beedle the Bard – proceeds to charity. Being unable actually to publish these five fairy tales, Amazon described their plots in a longish review at www.amazon.com/beedlebard/. [PM] A handwritten advance copy of Ansible 246 was withdrawn from the Sotheby's auction when bidding, though initially spirited, failed to reach the reserve of 50p.
Aeon Award 2008. For unpublished stories <8,000 words; usual MS format, 7 entrance fee, first prize 1000. Send to 8 Bachelor's Walk, Dublin 1, Ireland; enquiries bobn at yellowbrickroad dot ie.
Thog's Masterclass. Visual Effects Dept. 'The night sky was like a piece of soggy velvet, wrung out by giant invisible hands.' (Shaun Hutson, The Terminator novelization, 1984) [AR] 'In the blackness, his left eye glowed like a pool of boiling blood.' (Ibid)
Dept of Status Symbols. 'From an expedition case she pulled a small metallic cube, slightly smaller than the fuzzy dice classy people hang from rear view mirrors.' (Walt Becker, Link, 1998) [AK]
Pathetic Fallacy Dept, or The Rapture of the Sentient C-4. 'The jumpy molecules of explosives felt the shock waves hit the large room. Barely able to contain themselves, they waited two hundredths of a second longer before they too saw God.' (Ibid)
Psychosomatic Dept. 'Sometimes, when he slept, he would awaken screaming and with the feeling of evil scraping at his mind like a cold lump of conviction resting heavily in his stomach.' (Lee Harding, 'Dragonfly' in New Worlds 117, April 1962) [JB]
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All thanks from Hazel and myself for heaps of Christmas cards and the various messages within. Much appreciated.
SF Foundation Masterclass (London, June): just a reminder that the application deadline is 31 January. See Ansible 245 for more.
Stop Press! Today's Guardian Book Blog has a kindly word for sf and the Hugos:
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