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Ansible® 435, October 2023

From David Langford, 94 London Road, Reading, Berks, RG1 5AU, UK. Website ISSN 0265-9816 (print); 1740-942X (e). Logo: Dan Steffan. Cartoon: Brad W. Foster. Available for SAE, dead bards, lonely tapeworms or love-lorn truffles.

The Stuffed Owl

Michael Chabon has joined the authors suing Meta, Bloomberg and others for using a database (‘Books3’) of ‘more than 191,000’ – some say 187,000 – pirated books to train their generative AI systems. (Atlantic, 25 September)
• There’s a Books3 author name search at – though Neil Clarke warns ‘... you may still be in there even if your name doesn't turn up any results. / Pirates are not known for their data entry skills. Aside from typos, they may only list some of the [anthology] contributors or editor(s).’ (Facebook, 26 September) Thus there are no hits for ‘David Langford’, but searching for ‘Mike Ashley’ or ‘David G. Hartwell’ shows several of their anthologies containing my stories.
• See also US Authors Guild comments at

Grady Hendrix, learned author of Paperbacks from Hell, revealed on the Barnes & Noble website that ‘Horror didn’t exist as a literary genre before 1967 when Rosemary’s Baby hit the bestseller lists and became a hit movie.’ (, 19 September) [TM]

Alan Moore has a good word for Thog the Liberator in his BBC Maestro storytelling course. ‘As a prospective writer, I would urge you to not only read good books. Read terrible books as well, because they can be more inspiring than the good books [...] If you are inspired by a good book, there’s always the danger of plagiarism, of doing something that is too much like that good book. Whereas, a genuinely helpful reaction to a piece of work that you’re reading is, “Jesus Christ, I could write this sh*t!” That is immensely liberating ...’ (, 9 September)

Bill Willingham declared that after years of frustrating disputes with DC Comics over his Fables sequence – about fairytale/folklore characters living in the real world – he was allowing the Fables IP to enter the public domain, so others can make free use of the setting. DC was quick to announce that, contrariwise, they own all rights to absolutely everything and, what’s more, have many highly paid lawyers. (Lavie Tidhar: ‘Let me be the first comics writer to release a whole bunch of public domain characters back into the public domain.’ – Xtwitter, 23 September)


Until 1 Nov • London Month of the Dead events, various venues. Speakers include Kim Newman. See

6-8 Oct • Grimmfest (film), Odeon Great Northern, Manchester. Full pass for all screenings and events £79.50 plus fees at

7-8 Oct • Nevermore (Gothic), online. £15 weekend or £10/day. See

7-8 Oct • Octocon, Gibson Hotel, Dublin. €60 reg; concessions €40; YA or supp €20. Registration open at

18-22 Oct • Worldcon 2023, Chengdu, China. $70 reg (first Worldcon $50) plus $50 WSFS voting rights. See

19-22 Oct • Celluloid Screams (horror films), Showroom Cinema, Sheffield. Full pass £105 or day rates at

20-22 Oct • Festival of Fantastic Films, Pendulum Hotel, Manchester. £110 reg. For day rates see ‘Book Tickets’ at

20-23 Oct • Irish Discworld Convention, Cork International Hotel, Cork.€75 reg; €55 concessions; under-17s €20. See

21 Oct • BristolCon, Hilton DoubleTree Hotel, Bristol. £40 reg; £25 under-18s, concessions, disabled; under-14s free; £15 supp. The Dealers’ Room is full – no more bookings accepted. More at

21-22 Oct • Film & Comic Con Cardiff, International Arena, Cardiff. Weekend £16; £32 for early entry. See

21-22 Oct • Final Fantasy Festival, ExCel, London. Weekend tickets £159.99. See

21 Oct • October Country (Ray Bradbury), QUAD, Derby. Noon-8pm. £30 reg. Details at

21-22 Oct • Surrey Steampunk Convivial, Stoneleigh, Epsom. See

26-31 Oct • Edinburgh Horror Festival, Banshee Labyrinth and other city venues. Event tickets from

27 Oct - 25 Feb 2024 • Fantasy: Realms of Imagination (exhibition), British Library, London. £16; under-12s free; other discounts vary with weekdays, school terms, etc. See

27-28 Oct • Frightfest (film), Cineworld, Leicester Square, London. Tickets on sale from 1 October at

29 Oct • Hallocon, Leasowe Castle Hotel, Wirral. 11am-5pm. £9; under-16s £7; under-10s £5. See

3-4 Nov • 16th Starfleet/Klingon Banquet, Peterborough Marriott Hotel. £68 reg; more at

3-5 Nov • Armadacon 2023, Future Inns, Plymouth. £45 reg; £35 concessions; single day £25/£20. More at

26 Nov • Tolkien Society Seminar on Tolkien and religion, free online. See

9 Jun 2024 • Seek-Locate-Celebrate (Blake’s 7; formerly Forever Avon), Steventon Village Hall, Steventon, Oxford, OX13 5RR. 10am-4pm. See

8-12 Aug 2024 • Glasgow 2024 (Worldcon) Glasgow SEC. £190 reg; concessions £140; YA (under 26) £120; under-16s £80; under-11s £50; under-6s £5; other rates at A price rise of ‘on average’ 10% will take effect on 1 October – £210 reg expected.

31 Aug 2024 • Whooverville 15 (Doctor Who), QUAD Centre, Derby. Tickets £55; concessions £38; under-12s £10; registration open at

Infinitely Improbable

The Weakest Link. Invited to complete a Labour of Hercules when given an anagram of one of its words, the team brilliantly came up with ‘steal the glider of Hippolyta’. (BBC, Pointless, September) [PÓM]
Bradley Walsh: ‘The planet Jupiter is made up mainly of helium and what other element?’ Contestant: ‘Stones.’ (ITV, The Chase, 14 September) [RJ]

Timebinding: Ever Since Colossus. ‘And you have been able to scroll through Word (or WordPerfect or WordStar or plain text) documents for as long as computers have existed, even if few would call such an experience reading.’ (The Atlantic, 14 September) [GD]

Awards. Bard Fiction Prize: Brother Alive by Zain Khalid. [L]
Booker Prize: shortlist includes the genre title Prophet Song by Paul Lynch. [F770]
British Fantasy: HOLDSTOCK (fantasy novel) The Spear Cuts Through Water by Simon Jimenez. DERLETH (horror novel) Just Like Home by Sarah Gailey. NOVELLA The Queen of the High Fields by Rhiannon A. Grist. SHORT ‘Morta’ by James Bennett (The Book of Queer Saints). COLLECTION Under the Moon by E.M. Faulds. MAGAZINE Interzone. AUDIO The Stranger Times. INDEPENDENT PRESS Luna Press Publishing. ARTIST Vince Haig. ANTHOLOGY Someone in Time, ed. Jonathan Strahan. NON-FICTION An Earnest Blackness by Eugen Bacon. BOUNDS (newcomer) Hiron Ennes for Leech.
Dwarf Stars (SFPA very short poem): tie. ‘Believe the Graves’ (Deadlands 16) by Rasha Abdulhadi; ‘In Perpetuity’ (7/22 Analog) by Bruce Boston.
Elgin (SFPA poetry): BOOK The Last Robot by Jane Yolen. CHAPBOOK Some Disassembly Required by David C. Kopaska-Merkel.
Eugie Foster Memorial (short): ‘Quandary Aminu vs The Butterfly Man’ ( by Rich Larson. [F770]
Reuben (US National Cartoonists Society), online comics category, long form: Phil Foglio of fannish and Girl Genius fame. [F770]

Fashion Department: Comfort Wear. ‘Author Ned Beauman rarely dresses in anything other than Rick Owens, whose interests in “Cronenbergian” body mutations and Brutalism mirror his own.’ (Financial Times, ‘The Art of Fashion’ supplement, 22 August) [PE]

R.I.P. Allan Asherman (1947-2023), author of The Star Trek Compendium (1981) and other nonfiction books about the series, died on 22 September aged 76.
Helena Binns (1941-2023), Australian fan and artist active in the Melbourne SF Club since 1958, official photographer for the 1975 Australian Worldcon, and widow of Merv Binns (1934-2020), died on 18 September aged 82. [BB/BG]
Jean Boht (1932-2023), UK Jackanory narrator and actress in The Cloning of Joanna May (1992) and Jim’s Gift (1996), died on 12 September aged 91. [SHS]
Jimmy Buffett (1946-2023), US musician and actor seen in Congo (1995) and Jurassic World (2015), whose soundtrack credits include Arachnophobia (1990), Contact (1997) and Angry Birds 2 (2019), died on 1 September aged 76. [LP]
John Cairney (1930-2023), UK actor and Jackanory narrator seen in Target Luna (1960), Jason and the Argonauts (1963), Spaceflight IC-1 (1965) and Nightmare Man (1999), died on 6 September aged 93.
Dick Curtis (1928-2023), US actor in The Day It Came to Earth (1977), Motel Hell (1980) and What Waits Below (1984), died on 16 September aged 95. [SJ]
Marcia de Rousse, US actress in True Blood (2009-2014) and The Disappointments Room (2016), died on 2 September aged 70. [AIP]
Sandra Dorsey (1939-2023), US actress in Gordy (1994) and Frankenstein (2004), died on 26 September aged 83. [SHS]
Martin Ellis, 2nd unit/assistant director whose credits include Curse of Chucky (2013), The Flash (2016-2017) and The Power (2023), died on 22 August. [AIP]
Bernie Evans, UK fanzine, APA and con-running fan who chaired Novacon in 1987 and 1990 and received the 1995 Doc Weir award, died on 27 September. Another old fan friend gone.
Sir Michael Gambon (1940-2023), multiple BAFTA-winning Irish actor who played Dumbledore in six Harry Potter films, died on 28 September aged 82. Other genre credits include The Wind in the Willows (1985), Sky Captain and The World of Tomorrow (2004), Fantastic Mr Fox (2009) and The Book of Eli (2010).
Rose Gregorio (1925-2023), US actress in Eyes of Laura Mars (1978), died on 17 August aged 97. [LP]
Vyacheslav Grishechkin (1962-2023), Russian actor in the children’s sf film Asiris nuna (2006) died on 15 September aged 61. [AM]
Edward Hume (1936-2023), US screenwriter best known for The Day After (1983), died on 13 September aged 87. [AIP]
Gayle Hunnicutt (1943-2023), US actress in The Legend of Hell House (1973), The Martian Chronicles (1980) and Hard to Be a God (1989), died on 31 August aged 80. [AIP]
Nathan Louis Jackson (1978-2023), US playwright and screenwriter who co-produced and wrote episodes of Luke Cage (2016-1018), died on 22 August aged 44. [AIP]
Pete Kozachik (1951-2023), US cinematographer and visual effects artist whose films include Innerspace (1987), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), Starship Troopers (1997), SW: Attack of the Clones (2002), Corpse Bride (2005) and Coraline (2009), died on 12 September aged 72. [AIP]
Lisa Lyon (1953-2023), US bodybuilder and actress in Vamp (1986), died on 8 September aged 70. [AIP]
Aleksandr Khvan (1957-2023), Russian director and actor in the fantasy film Serdtse permy (Land of Legends, 2022), died on 17 September aged 65. [AM]
David McCallum (1933-2023), UK actor whose many genre credits include The Man from U.N.C.L.E (1964-1968), The Invisible Man (1975-1976), Sapphire and Steel (1979-1982) and several animated Batman series (voicing Alfred), died on 25 September aged 90.
Michael McGrath (1957-2023), US actor in Spamalot (2005 Broadway musical), The Secret of Kells (2009) and Wolfwalkers (2022), died on 14 September aged 65. [CH]
Bill Malley (1934-2023), US art director/production designer whose films include The Exorcist (1973) and The Fury (1978), died on 1 September aged 88. [SHS]
Eddie Marks (1947-2023), US costume designer for Buckaroo Banzai (1984), Cocoon (1985), Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) and others, died on 11 September aged 86. [SHS]
Gherman Mazurin (1932-2023), Russian artist who illustrated children’s fantasies including a many times reprinted edition of Lazar Lagin’s classic Old Khottabych (1938), died on 19 September. [AM]
Brent Monahan (1948-2023), US supernatural horror author whose first novel was Deathbite (1979; filmed as Spasms, 1983) with Michael Maryk, died on 31 August aged 75. [GVG]
Beth Porter (1942-2023), US-born UK actress with voice roles in Dick Deadeye (1975) and The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe (1979), died on 1 August aged 81. [AIP]
Buichi Terasawa (1955-2023), Japanese manga and anime creator whose credits include Space Adventure Cobra (1982 plus spinoffs) and Karasu tengu Kabuto (1992), died on 8 September aged 68. [LP]
Ira M. Thornhill (1953-2023), US fan and publisher who co-founded Corroboree Press, publishing R.A. Lafferty and others from 1982 to 1986, died on 25 July aged 69. [L]
Michael D. Toman (1949-2023), US librarian and author who published a number of sf stories from 1974 to 1991, was found dead at home on 2 September; he was 73. [TM]

As Others Avoid Us. ‘Just heard Sebastian Faulks on Start the Week explaining why his dead-centre science fiction novel which uses a well worn SF trope is not, in fact, science fiction. Hilarious!’ (MD Lachlan, Facebook, 18 September). Or as a kindly reviewer put it: ‘Now, for his 16th novel, he’s thrown a curveball, and turned to the future, and to science fiction. / Well, not quite sci-fi, which still conjures up images of spaceships and Captain Kirk asking of Scotty whether he can “beam me up”. Instead, The Seventh Son is more speculative fiction, concerning a likely tomorrow so close you can almost reach out and touch it.’ (Nick Duerden,, 7 September – with reservations about ‘a sex scene so unexpected, and so very wrong, that it will curl the toes of all but the most insensate of readers.’) [KM]

Inflation. A Lyon & Turnbull auction offered an early US edition of Jules Verne (est. price £300-£500) with a somewhat exaggerated sense of its scope: Seventy Thousand Leagues Under the Seas. [BV]

Our Man on Luna. ‘A Russian spacecraft Russia [sic] has crashed into the Moon after it ran into “unspecified trouble”, Russia’s space agency has said. [...] Are you at the scene? Did you see what happened?If so, email’ (Daily Mirror online, August) [PE]

‘Cultural Appropriation.’ Scots MP Chris Law is very annoyed by ‘Created in London’ posters featuring the animated Dennis & Gnasher, based on the Beano ‘Dennis the Menace’ strip launched in 1951 by D.C. Thomson of Dundee. (, 27 September) Owing to the identically titled US strip, the UK Dennis is sadly no longer a Menace.

Random Fandom. Cora Buhlert: ‘It’s a fact that 30% of all habitable planets in the Universe look like British Columbia, 30% look like Vasquez Rocks and 30% like a quarry in Wales.’ (Xitter, 25 September)
WSFS Hugo Awards Marketing Committee: buried in the September/October report is this sign of the times. ‘Due to changes at the company formerly known as Twitter, we are discontinuing updating the @TheHugoAwards Twitter and will redirect people to the BlueSky account.’

The Dead Past. 40 Years Ago, a Japanese con publication printed many ‘messages of support’ from UK/US authors. J.G. Ballard rose to the occasion: ‘That great feat of arms, the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour on December 7, 1941, must now be repeated in the realm of the imagination – let the SF writers of Japan set out across the skies of the human psyche, each carrying a piece of that explosive future which will torpedo the battleships of complacency and inertia!’ (Ansible 35, October 1983)
50 Years Ago, Robert Bloch remarked: ‘We have just five major divisions in science fiction: Neo-fans – big name fans – hacks – pros – and J.G. Ballard.’ (Worldcon GoH speech, 1973)
70 Years Ago, George O. Smith told an almost plausible Origin Story: ‘L. Ron Hubbard happened to hook an electric eel. Inside the eel he found an IBM typewriter with a sheet of paper in it, and typed on that sheet of paper were the first four sentences of Dianetics.’ (Psychotic 4, October 1953, ed. Richard E. Geis)

Magazine Scene. Cossmass Infinities is no longer buying stories and will cease at the end of 2023 when the existing stock has been published. ‘The website will remain.’ (, 6 September) [L]
Interzone 295, dated September 2023, did indeed reach me in September.

Fanfundery. TAFF Books: our latest from Rob Hansen is Generation Femizine, on women in early UK fandom and the 1950s fanzine Femizine that became their rallying point. But there was a lurking hoaxer in the ‘all-woman’ team.... Free ebook plus simultaneous trade paperback with all proceeds to TAFF. Read more at
GUFF: The 2020 winner Alison Scott’s long-delayed tour of Australia and New Zealand has begun! Excitement runs high: ‘This is the third day of my trip and I haven’t done anything yet.’ (Facebook, 28 September)

Ripoff Alert. The US dealer Fifth Generation Books is selling Rob Hansen’s TAFF-benefit paperback Bixelstrasse: The SF Fan Community of 1940s Los Angeles on the Walmart website for $43.50 (allegedly discounted from the wholly made-up figure of $50.50), presumably filling orders by buying copies at $22.50 from the official Ansible Editions/Lulu sales page (linked from They reproduce the AE blurb in full, including the assurance IN CAPITAL LETTERS that all proceeds will go to TAFF, but somehow one has one’s doubts. [RH]

Thog’s Masterclass. Eyeballs in the Sky. ‘Her wide eyes paraded around every curve of his jaw and the edges of his cheekbones.’ (Dwain Worrell, Androne, 2023) [FM]
Cover-Up Dept. ‘The sky was a careless silvery gray, like an expensive whore’s mink coat covering bizarre garb or nakedness.’ (Fritz Leiber, ‘Midnight by the Morphy Watch’, 1974) [BA]
Dept of Kryptonian Anatomy. ‘“How soon can you get him here?” “How soon do a wrangled beast’s testicles go up into its cervix?”’ (David Kob, Krypton season 1 episode 8, ‘Savage Night’, May 2018) [BA]
Hazards of Very Small Asteroids. ‘Gravity was so slight that the slightest movement would cause a man, practically weightless, to bounce about and break his bones.’ (Captain W.E. Johns, Return to Mars, 1955)
Dept of Planetology. ‘Toby sniffed. “There’s carbon dioxide here,” he murmured.’ (Ibid)
Speedy Spaceflight with Solar Cells. ‘... the [journey] time would be short. Their ships, he said casually, were operated by a power drawn from light, which was the fastest thing known.’ (Ibid)
Blunt Instrument. ‘The parting in his short grey hair was almost unnaturally straight and his narrow toothbrush moustache looked as though he trimmed it using a slide-rule.’ (J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000) [BA]
Coal-Fired Dept. ‘Her taut skin glowed with the light rising from the furnace of her ovaries ...’ (Viet Thanh Nguyen, The Committed, 2021)

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Group Theory.
• 19 October 2023, evening: London Zoom meeting, third Thursday of each month. ‘Please share this with people who you know typically come to the Bishop’s Finger, but aren’t on Facebook.’

Social Media Horrors. As that-which-was-Twitter continues on its decaying orbit around the black hole (and has now been fingered by the European Commission as top outlet for Russian and other disinformation: see first link below), new issues of Ansible are now also announced on Bluesky and Mastodon, where the SF Encyclopedia too is beginning to establish a presence. Note that Bluesky is still invitation-only.

Late News. I missed the 2022 revival of the Melbourne-based Norstrilia Press, by Rob Gerrand solo with the blessing of his former partners:

Last-Minute Awards Extra. Rhysling (poetry): LONG ‘Machine (r)Evolution’ by Colleen Anderson (Radon Journal 2). SHORT (tie) ‘Harold and the Blood-Red Crayon’ by Jennifer Crow (Star*Line 45.1); ‘In Stock Images of the Future, Everything is White’ by Terese Mason Pierre (Uncanny 46). [F770]

Some Links from the Ansible home page.
• Glasgow Worldcon PR2
• Kristine Kathryn Rusch on F&SF
SF² Concatenation Autumn 2023 Newscast
• WGA strike ends (CBS)

Thog’s Golden Oldies from Ansible 195, October 2003. Dept of Inventions Suppressed by Oil Companies. ‘He and the other Farm driver, an old man by the name of Jenkins, had meticulously revamped most of the cars here, and had converted the engines so that they ran on oxygen; they had solved the age-old problem of running out of petrol, and as long as they kept the engines clean, the cars could theoretically run forever for nothing.’ (Paul F. Savage, The Man Who Saw the Future, 2002)
Eyeballs in the Sky. ‘Her jolly brown eyes made a complete circuit round my head, instead of looking at me straight when she answered.’ (E.F. Benson, ‘Home, Sweet Home’, 1927)
Paper Cuts Scissors Dept. ‘Can you wrap this letter in a stone and drop it in front of the farmhouse where people will see it?’ (Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men, 2003)
Visual Imagery Dept. ‘O’Malley had a face like an inflated punctuation mark.’ (Joel Goldman, Motion to Kill, 2002)

Ansible® 435 © David Langford, 2023. Thanks to Brian Ameringen, Bob Blanchett, Gary Dalkin, File 770, Bruce Gillespie, Glasgow 2024, Chip Hitchcock, Rob Hansen, Rob Jackson, Steve Jones, Locus, Fraser McHarg, Kev McVeigh, Todd Mason, Pádraig Ó Méalóid, Andrey Meshavkin, Lawrence Person, Andrew I. Porter, Private Eye, Steven H Silver, Gordon Van Gelder, Brad Verter, and as always our Hero Distributors: Durdles Books (Birmingham SF Group), SCIS/Prophecy and Alan Stewart (Australia). 29 September 2023